Why are there so many Theists in the Atheist section?
Posted in xn--kfs74mzzid01b.com edit by admin on November 23rd, 2008
By the nature of the intended use of this forum we theist remain here.
There's no God...
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OK. Let's get another round of beers!
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You wouldn't want just drunks in the Alcohol section.
Why don't all the theists go to mythology and folklore?
I could be reading Playboy or Hustler but I read the Bible and share with Christians what they don't share with anybody else... Like some Bible lessons on human excrement...!
One Bible writer portrays God freaking out if he steps on human excrement. Another one is obviously into some scatty sports using God to justify his fetish of eating food prepared with human excrement! Still a third one loves to watch people having their faces smeared with a heavy dose of sh*t! Bear in mind that a lot of these prophets went about NAKED talking about God, too! Plain perverts if you ask me or high on burning bush smoke, mushrooms or what have you!
Deuteronomy 23:13-14 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and WHEN YOU RELIEVE YOURSELF, DIG A HOLE AND COVER UP YOUR EXCREMENT. For the Lord your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.
Moses pretends that THE DESIGNER AND CREATOR OF HUMAN SH*T that is part of the human body function freaks out at the sight or smell of excrement! That reminds me of Dracula freaking out at the sight of garlic! Actually, this is a very primitive way teaching low IQ people to wipe their @sses after they take a sh*t using the Bible Deity to scare them into compliance... How simplistic can you get? Not bad to control primitive people.
The prophet Ezekiel has a scat fetish that he enjoys and he is using this same Bible God idea, but this time to pretend that God is forcing him to eat food prepared with human excrement!!! Some well educated, but sick people get real turned on playing out their dirty fetishes.
Ezekiel 4:12 (KJV) And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with DUNG (SH*T) that cometh out of man, IN THEIR SIGHT*
(*)Not in private, but in public and in broad daylight somebody will be taking a sh*t while this prophet of God will scoop it to prepare himself a meal with it! Private Night Clubs for adults into the scat fetish are Satanic to say the least! God loves public shows in the open in broad daylight without any age restriction! BTW The EAT SH*T bumper stickers are direct quotes from the Bible!
Malachi 2:3 (KJV) Behold, I* (*God) will corrupt your seed, and spread DUNG (SH*T) upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
Anybody seeing your face anointed with sh*t like that won t resist to shout Holy Sh*t! Only this sick Deity in the Bible would get so much into scat fetishes! To proclaim openly that God s chosen people in the Holy Land will have dung smeared on their faces is more than any decent human being can really stomach especially if the enemies of God s people get to see you! Hey maybe they will die laughing and that will kill them! So if one clear morning you wake up with your face covered with sh*t you know that God is p*ssed off at you!!!
...And Christians still want the kids in public schools to read the Bible and pray to this scatty God???
I don't want to offend anybody, but please give me a break... I don't feel comfortable around Christians any more... but I am here to tell anyway... And most Christians appreciate my honest Bible comments..
I just left that other question that you are mocking now.
Here, Here!
Seriously
Wow! I didn't know there was a section just for atheists. That's gotta be cool. I'll know there is an atheist section when all the atheists leave religion and move on to their own section.
Oh - you mean HERE! Atheism IS a religion after all, eh? Is THAT what you're getting at? - ahhh - good one - you had me going there for a minute - hah hah hah :-)
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