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One time when I was at work, my husband fell asleep on the couch. When he woke up, our daughter (18 months at the time) was writing on him with the contents of her diaper and laughing hysterically. I couldn't even begin to choose one, so I'll just give the one from Monday, when I took a walk in the woods with my kids and my toddler (who walked a good long way) was starting to get tired. He asked me to pick him up and I asked why. He told me he couldn't walk anymore because "my pants are tired."There are so many things my kids have done, that I can't pick just one. And if I sat here and listed all I can remember, my list would go on and on..LOL..BUt let me tell ya, they are funny.
Couple mornings ago, my daughter who is 4 years old, came up to me and says "My ear hurts all the way to my brain." I said, "Well what is wrong?" She said, "I have a ear fection." LOL..Just the way she said it was funny to me.
Then while most kids will ask where do babies come from, or what is this thing growing between my legs, etc. My son comes to me at the dinner table and asks, "Mom, what is a uterus?" LOLAt 15 months old, my daughter hummed "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in her carseat in the back of the car. We heard this little baby voice, singing perfectly in tune, and I said, "She's humming 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'!" We were amazed.Today I was letting her make a project by gluing candy corn to orange paper with glitter, and I went to go wash my hands, and when I came back she had stuck them in her teeth and was smiling at me. This wasn't as funny, it was just really cute, but this little girl had a Barbie backpack, and the little girls mom goes "Ashley, who's this?" and my 2 year old answered "That's mommy!".
My daughter can't say "fit", so one day I put some new pants on her and she goes "Mommy, my pants don't sh*t!"My son is almost 11 months old and thinks it hilarious to attack peoples faces. He will stick his fingers in peoples noses, bite their chins and cheeks, grab their face with both hands and bump his forehead against theirs. And if you try to push him away or tell him no he laughs hysterically and reaches for your face again.
ITs hard to follow through with saying no when he has a giant grin on his face and is enjoying himself. Even though you get covered in slobber. :)That is hilarious! lol. The latest funny thing in my house: My 4 yr. old daughter was on her 'Barbie Cell Phone' and was pretending to talk to her grandma. She was saying "What grandma, you don't have chocolate? But you always have chocolate!" "Well then, I guess you'll just have to go out and buy some more!" She had me laughing :)Oh wow there are so many to choose from. My eldest now 5 was my little snooper. One day dh and I were sitting on the couch and suddenly realized things were too quiet. I looked in my bedroom and she evedently went looking in my dresser drawers. I kept a bottle of KY warming liquid in my underwear drawer hidden underneath the contents. She turns around and is cover head-to-toe in KY liquid and says "Look Mommy I am beautiful"Hilarious!! I don't have a child here yet (he's under construction) but once taking a bath, I got my elbow stuck in like the extra large Taco Bell cup and instead of pulling out I tried to straighten my arm...And started screaming bloody murder when I couldn't get it out. My mom ran in and started laughing so hard she couldn't help me :-(
It IS kinda funny but.... Hurt my pride lol
Yeah I was like 6 or so....Yesterday my 5 year old son was getting out of the car dressed as spider-man, he was jiggling around so I asked him if he needed a wee. He said 'no, I'm spider-man, spiderman doesn't wee' I said 'Of course he does, everyone does' He looked at me like I was very stupid and he said 'Mum, I've seen Spiderman on the television and he NEVER does a wee'.my daugher once ate her breakfast cereal(age 2)and then proceeded too pee in the empty bowl#If you have any other info about this subject , Please add it free.# |
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